"keep yer d*ck in a vise" ~ AvE

"MonkeePuzzle" (monkeypuzzle) 05/11/2017 at 10:02 • Filed to: None

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mostly because a vise can be easily released

DipodomysDeserti > MonkeePuzzle 05/11/2017 at 10:08

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Forged steel makes for a very bad cock ring.

PS9 > MonkeePuzzle 05/11/2017 at 10:14

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Why would someone put their penis inside this?

Honeybunchesofgoats > PS9 05/11/2017 at 10:16

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I mean, it’s an Ajay not a Vjay.

MonkeePuzzle > PS9 05/11/2017 at 10:20

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I would suspect beer was involved.

TheTurbochargedSquirrel > MonkeePuzzle 05/11/2017 at 10:28

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Somebody should send this to him on Twitter or wherever. This would make for a highly entertaining 3 minute rant video.

Tekamul > MonkeePuzzle 05/11/2017 at 10:30

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Novice. Those in the know stick to crescent wrenches for obvious reasons.

AuthiCooper1300 > MonkeePuzzle 05/11/2017 at 10:30

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I imagine it was all due to a confusion between British Standard Whitworth and metric measurements: obviously born before 1970, when Oz converted to metric?

Mid Engine > MonkeePuzzle 05/11/2017 at 10:30

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Bobby Brown by Frank Zappa “She had my balls in a vice but she left the dick, I guess it’s still hooked on but now it shoots to quick!”

Chariotoflove > MonkeePuzzle 05/11/2017 at 10:31

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I’m a little disturbed that they said this kind of call is not uncommon for them. Those Tweed Heads folk have some strange kinks.

MonkeePuzzle > AuthiCooper1300 05/11/2017 at 10:41

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no doubt. obvi he took the time to measure his peen prior to insertion, but didn’t correctly convert his metric dik measurements in comparison to the older imperial spanner he had available

MonkeePuzzle > TheTurbochargedSquirrel 05/11/2017 at 10:42

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I’ve not found a twitter for him, only youtube comments appear to be available.

but if you can find a reasonable place to share it, I’m sure he’d enjoy it

AuthiCooper1300 > MonkeePuzzle 05/11/2017 at 10:43

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Or rather optimistically decided it was “close enough”. Bad form, that.

TheTurbochargedSquirrel > MonkeePuzzle 05/11/2017 at 10:45

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I could have sworn he has mentioned a twitter.

ttyymmnn > MonkeePuzzle 05/11/2017 at 10:53

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I think the real takeaway from the article is that there is a standard practice for this. Meaning that this is not the first time a man has gotten his tool stuck in a tool.

MonkeePuzzle > AuthiCooper1300 05/11/2017 at 11:04

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“looks close enough... welp, only one way to know for sure...”

MonkeePuzzle > ttyymmnn 05/11/2017 at 11:04

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someone probably had to document (write AND ILLUSTRATE!) a standard operating practice for this

MonkeePuzzle > TheTurbochargedSquirrel 05/11/2017 at 11:10

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I found a tumbler, http://arduinoversusevil.tumblr.com/ , and reddit without posts, https://www.reddit.com/r/arduinoversusevil/ , and instructables, http://www.instructables.com/member/arduinoversusevil/ , and of course his patereon

but no twitter

TheTurbochargedSquirrel > MonkeePuzzle 05/11/2017 at 11:15

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AvE subreddit? I believe he checks it from time to time.

https://www.reddit.com/r/ave/

MonkeePuzzle > TheTurbochargedSquirrel 05/11/2017 at 11:21

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no harm

https://www.reddit.com/r/ave/comments/6akrxh/keep_your_dck_in_a_vise_not_a_spanner/

Ash78, voting early and often > MonkeePuzzle 05/11/2017 at 11:45

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r/justlimpedintotheshop

MonkeePuzzle > Ash78, voting early and often 05/11/2017 at 11:59

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r/justcalledoutforhelpfromthebackroom

r/justusedgojoaslube

wiffleballtony > MonkeePuzzle 05/11/2017 at 13:49

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Instructions unclear

Frank Grimes > MonkeePuzzle 05/11/2017 at 14:15

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How do people not kill themselves over embarrassments like this?

pip bip - choose Corrour > MonkeePuzzle 05/12/2017 at 05:51

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that be New South Wales for ya.